Today is Wednesday, or hump day, as most people working a Monday – Friday workweek in North America like to call it. As every weekend comes to an end, Sunday nights are always the most difficult as we begin getting ready for the start of another workweek.
On Monday morning we start climbing the hill to make it to the top of the peak by Wednesday, and depending on the week, it may be an easy or difficult climb!
While you know that life is so much better when you’re laughing, sometimes the laughter doesn’t come so easy in the middle of the week.
Even though you will make it to the top of the hill by the end of today, and begin the descent to another weekend tomorrow, sometimes the midweek blahs can hit you and it’s difficult to stay positive in reaching the top. I know for me I can sometimes find it to be a bit more challenging this time of the year given we are between winter and spring so the weather is temperament and the number of hours of daylight are just in the process of noticeably increasing.
To help you get through the day with a smile, some laughter and put some energy into your step, I’ve sourced out 20 funny quotes to help you conquer that mountain. As they say, it’s all downhill from there!
1) I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…..And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
2) The middle of the road is where the white line is – and that’s the worst place to drive. – Robert Frost
3) Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
4) Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain
5) A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin
6) Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. – Joan Rivers
7) I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
8) Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves! – Robin Williams
9) If you don’t know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. – Robert Frost
10) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams
11) I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. – Charles M. Schulz
12) Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. – Red Skelton
13) I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield
14) Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck
15) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
16) I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx
17) Money won’t buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan
18) Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
19) The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
20) There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. – Steven Wright
I wish you a fun, fabulous and laughter filled Wednesday!
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